reapergrellsutcliff:

psychocereals:

showslow:

The intricate magic of pencil lead sculptor Dalton Ghetti.

mother.fucking.how 

dear gods..

(via naturescurves-deactivated201308)

“My Wife told me she wanted me to spice up her sex life, so I put chile oil on her dildo.”

SEX


naturescurves:

Wife: You are a sex addict.

Me: Why do you say that?

Wife: You are on tumblr all the time.

Me: I’d be on you all the time if you were a sex addict too.

(via naturescurves-deactivated201308)

sexylilclosetfreak:

I saw this, and this first thing i thought of was you ;-). (Yay!! My followers get me !! I love it )

sexylilclosetfreak:

I saw this, and this first thing i thought of was you ;-)

. (Yay!! My followers get me !! I love it )

(Source: tastemycream, via somasexy)

nakeddinpeace:

Because it’s now December, I shaved.

nakeddinpeace:

Because it’s now December, I shaved.

(via sexylilclosetfreak)

collegehumor:

Cat Is Scared by Other Cat’s Touch
Sometimes I think you’re repulsed by even the idea of touching me.

collegehumor:

Cat Is Scared by Other Cat’s Touch

Sometimes I think you’re repulsed by even the idea of touching me.

(Source: reddit.com)

collegehumor:

Dog Feels Bad for Knocking Over Christmas Tree 
I ruined Christmas. Feel free to spray me with water. I deserve it.

collegehumor:

Dog Feels Bad for Knocking Over Christmas Tree

I ruined Christmas. Feel free to spray me with water. I deserve it.

(Source: reddit.com)